Have I Gone Mad?

Am I the only female who has a strong feeling that Women’s public restrooms are worse than the Men’s Room? I don’t understand how women manage to piss (or worse) all over the fucking seat. WE SIT DOWN. I’ve seen men not even hold their junk while they’re pissing & still not get a drop on the seat. WHAT THE FUCK. I understand that a lot of women don’t want to sit down on a public toilet due to germs but come on!

1. That’s why they provide each stall with toilet seat covers.
2. If you still refuse to sit on it even then you’re only about an inch or two away from the seat.
3. If some does manage to splash up WHY DON’T YOU FUCKING WIPE IT OFF?!

Seriously! And for those women who do “hover” as I like to call it, where the fuck are you that you manage to get piss everywhere? Do you think you’re Hawk Eye & perch on a mother fucking beam on the ceiling & hope for the best? I hate going into a restroom in public mainly because every stall has some form of bodily something all over the place. For a mild example: A Wendy’s bathroom- yes the Women’s Room- had shit on the wall. 

/endrant

closeyoureyesdonteverlookback:

(Source: )